reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
david karp fucking sold us like we fucking trusted you it’s cole sprouse all over again
You made Jesus sad
what’s wrong with you
It’s the day before his birthday and he wants to eat some goddamn pizza for breakfast
Let the man have his pizza and eat it too.
Best comment I’ve read on this.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want