wonderfulsenses:

want more love/life quotes like this? 

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

doses-of-inspiration:

david karp fucking sold us like we fucking trusted you it’s cole sprouse all over again

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

rasputin:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

You made Jesus sad

what’s wrong with you

It’s the day before his birthday and he wants to eat some goddamn pizza for breakfast

Let the man have his pizza and eat it too.

Best comment I’ve read on this.

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

beautifulfences:

“Abbey Road”

2012 Olympics

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